Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Babe, all the trail leads straight to you.
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.
Whoa, Domi-nice pics you got there
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
I like you a lily bit more every day.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Hey girl! Let me orbit around you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
I'll light your fire for you if you want!
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