Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
You must be Portuguese because I could Lisbon to that accent all night long.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Love me till ice cream.
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
God was just showing off when he made you.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
You're like my drug - when I'm with you, I feel Absinthe-minded.
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
I dreamt about you. You died.
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Do you wanna Ketchup over beer?
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
I’d love to spend some time Matthew
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
My bowing arm is pretty sore… Because you just made my tremolo.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
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