You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
Baby you make my telescope expand.
I think we'd make a cute pear.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
I'd love to see you s'more.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just want to spoon you.
I’m looking for my soulmate. Do you think you could Aiden my search?
Enough exposition. Let’s move this to the development section
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi
Man: I've lost my phone number can I have yours?
Woman: Sure, my number is 911-8473 (works better if you write it down)
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
I give roughing a whole new definition.
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
Lady, you mak me All Shook Up and wake my Animal Instinct
Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
The sun must be jealous of you because you are so hot.
Want to go for a ride?
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Are you a bike? Because I wanna ride you until I get tired.
You are so right. And I am so left.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.
Want to lock our bikes together?
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
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