Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
How was Heaven when you left it?
Are you a human? Just making sure.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
I’d be Madeline if I didn’t say I was dying to get to know you
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I'm sure you're my 'Seoul'-mate.
You are the square to my root.
Want to lock our bikes together?
"You deserve better and so do I."
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I'm sorry I wasn't around in the past. Can I be part of your future?
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
You had me at cello.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Hey, if you can’t take the heat, get out of your clothes.
Dominic Pick-Up Lines
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
Girl you are rocking this run.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
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