Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
I'm going to have to ask you to stay away, you're posing a risk for my health. You make my heart stop!
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
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Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Wow, seeing you today Ezra-lly a treat!
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
What are the chances I open with a pun that’s so bad you Leah-ve me hanging?
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
I was worried you’d just be a pretty face, but Olivia looks real good to me
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
Composers always score.
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
In space, no one can hear us scream.
Don't add honey to your tea. You are already sweet enough!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license...
Because you are driving me crazy!
Amelia, I’d love to share Ameal-with-ya
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Wow, you’re gorgeous. I’m definitely in Awe-stin of you.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Wow, I was just wishing for a soulmate Anna minute later, we matched. What are the chances?
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
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