If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
I think my heart just lagged.
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, a good movie, and mimosas with no pants on...
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
I want you for no raisin.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
I was trying to think of a good pun for your name, but I can’t think of Jack
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
We can share my yoga mat so we can become one.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Do you use Spotify free? You should join my Premium Duo for all the features.
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
Hey lady, I'm like the sun, I go down every night.
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
I could never Passover you.
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