Angel, I want to run all the way with you.
This morning I saw a beautiful flower, and thought of you.
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
Where you flying today? Because you landed in my heart.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
Want to lock our bikes together?
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Composers always score.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
I really caribou-t you.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
You're such a TEAse.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
Permission to board?
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
Hey, you can r’Eli on me to be a fun date
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