I’m soy into you.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
Honestly, I really lilac you.
Baby, you're a firework.
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
You’re Isaacly my type
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
I wanted to write with the perfect first line… but It’s been a bit of a dilEmma coming up with one
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
How about we skip the hors d oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
I'd like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
You had me at ruff.
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Hey girl! Let me orbit around you.
I’ve never seen stars as beautiful as your eyes.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
Want to lock our bikes together?
I perform best when I’m wet.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Are you a model?
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
So, are you the kinda guy to Lu-kiss and tell?
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
I bet you’re really flexible.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?