Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
You looked better when I was drunk.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
Sorry, I had a pick up line for you but I got so distracted by your beauty.
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.
I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !
We could do some cardio at your place
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Are you my voice? Because I don’t want to lose you.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
I'm not a snowman, but woman, you make my heart melt.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don't you?
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Girl I just gotta get you. Call it animal instinct.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
Wow, you’re such a catch. I could never let you Chlo-e.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Hey baby, are you my flight? Because I wish I could catch you.
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
If you were a baseball field could I hit a homerun.
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