Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
Sorry, I had a pick up line for you but I got so distracted by your beauty.
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
You're hotter than a data center!
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
You dropped something. My jaw.
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
Hey, mind if I take you out to dinner sometime? I don’t wanna go Nico-less
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
Have you ever worked in a hotel?
Then why are you checking me out?
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Let's boomerbang!
Can we still share a netflix account?
Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
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