Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
Oh, sorry I spilled your drink. Can I buy you another?
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
"You deserve better and so do I."
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
You had me at cello.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
I love your energy.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Do you work for NASA? Because you're out of this world.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Aria free next Friday for dinner?
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
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