"You deserve better and so do I."
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
I can turn your software into hardware.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
Girl I just gotta get you. Call it animal instinct.
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Honestly, I really lilac you.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
I'm sorry I wasn't around in the past. Can I be part of your future?
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
Let's make some sweet music together, honey
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
I dreamt about you. You died.
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Wow, your name makes sense because you’re truly Audrey-m come true
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
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