You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Is there a fireman around? Because you are smoking hot.
This match sure has me feeling Victori-ous
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
Do you know the Tango? Because you're dancing away with my heart.
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
I was just reading an article called "10 most scenic runs"... the third one was with you!
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
You look pretty fun, I hope this means I’m headed into a new S-era of good luck
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
So, is it my dugout or yours?
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
Are you a flower? Because I'd love it if you planted one on me.
When are you due back in heaven?
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
I find my core strength in you.
You must be Portuguese because I could Lisbon to that accent all night long.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !
We could do some cardio at your place
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
Can I hold your hand?
Hey, can I borrow your water filter? Cause you’ve got me thinking impure thoughts.
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