"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
I perform best when I’m wet.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
Wow, you’re such a catch. I could never let you Chlo-e.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Built up some confidence to reach out…hope you don’t igNora me
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.
My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
If you were here, Abby all over you
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