You have been running through my mind all day.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.
Hey baby, let me take you on a trip around the world.
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
Are you a sweet honeybee? Because you have stung me in the heart
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.
"It's not me, it's you!"
I'd buy a tandem bike just to ride with you.
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
How about you and I form a binary system?
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side, That's how love gonna keep us tied
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
I’m like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Is this room hot or it’s just you?
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Do you use Spotify free? You should join my Premium Duo for all the features.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
I think I glove you.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
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