Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
Lady, you mak me All Shook Up and wake my Animal Instinct
Girl, your really good at this catch and release thing. Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me lose it again.
I could never Elea-gnor someone so stunning as you
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !
We could do some cardio at your place
Are you sure you're not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
I'm local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Forget about Spider man, Batman, or Superman. I’ll be your man.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
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