Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
We must be near an airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you!
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Honey, you’re a slam dunk!
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
You can count on the stars, but you can’t ever count on how much I miss you.
"You're not Mr. Right.... just Mr. Right Now."
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Wanna see my world cup in action?
My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You can stand under my umbrella.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
Hello there, how do you brew?
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
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