Let’s make like an atom, and split.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
How was heaven when you left it?
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
Are you a human? Just making sure.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
Give me your number so I can make the call.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
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