You’re once, twice, three times a lady.
Do you run track? Cause I relay like you!
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Just like Evan, this match is also the cure
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
I'm sorry I had an accident...
I slipped and fell right into your heart.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Where you flying today? Because you landed in my heart.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
Are you doctor recommended? Because I’d like to to get a Hailey dose
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Remember me? Oh I'm sorry how would you know me, we've met only in my dreams.
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Distance equals velocity times time, or we could just simply race to the finish line.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
Aaron you glad I messaged you first?
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Wanna go out this weekend? Maybe go on a quick John-t around town?
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Me without you is like a sneaker without laces.
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