Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
Tomatoes are red, roses are red too. We both know what I truly love is you.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
What took you so long? I've been Kuwait-ing for you my whole life.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
I'd start a revolution for your number.
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
Wow you’re the most beautiful girl I Eva seen
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
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