"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Your fragrance lights up my life.
I would love to show you first class.
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
Let’s put our tulips together.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Give me extra time; I’ll prove to you that I’m worth it.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
Is your name Summer? Because you are hot!
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
Want to go for a ride?
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
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