Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s nothing in the world more prettier than you.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Let's boomerbang!
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
I couldn’t help but approach, you’ve been on my mind Twenty four Evan
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, a good movie, and mimosas with no pants on...
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You must be Portuguese because I could Lisbon to that accent all night long.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
You are one well-defined function!
Was that an earthquake or are you rocking this run?
Sorry I'm late, I kep falling for you on the way.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit?
You wanna score or just knock around some soccer balls?
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
You look good on your yoga mat.
Roses are red, violets are blue. My heart began to beat when I first saw you.
My bowing arm is pretty sore… Because you just made my tremolo.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
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