If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I run by again?
Man: What are you looking at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
Was that an earthquake or are you rocking this run?
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
We should make like your parents and split.
Love me do
I perform best when I’m wet.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Hey pretty lady, let me take you out on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not a flakey person.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
Can I be your next varietal?
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
Wow, you’re gorgeous. I’m definitely in Awe-stin of you.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
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