I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
Buckle up! It is time for re-entry.
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
What's your hurry, baby? I Just want to take things Oslo.
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
You're like my drug - when I'm with you, I feel Absinthe-minded.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Your pace or mine?
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
Hi, Cupid just called. He wanted me to tell you that he needs my heart back. Would you do that?
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Can’t believe I’ve gone this long in my life without Ben by your side
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
Is your name Summer? Because you are hot!
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
I want you for no raisin.
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
You really flipturn me on.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.