We're donion rings.
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
Are you a musician? Because you make my heart go staccato.
You're as hot as a desert summer.
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
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Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
My bowing arm is pretty sore… Because you just made my tremolo.
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
What took you so long? I've been Kuwait-ing for you my whole life.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
Sorry do you have a rope on you?
I got lost in your eyes and need help getting out
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
You dropped something. My jaw.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
You set my heart bonfire.
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
I'd run miles just to be with you.
I can’t believe such a perfect match could Alexis-t
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
My love for you is like an marathon. It goes on and on.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Do you believe in love at first flight?
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
The only thing tender today is my heart for you