Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
I think you're barbe-cute.
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Wow you’re the most beautiful girl I Eva seen
Is there a fireman around? Because you are smoking hot.
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
Hey baby are you a boxer? You should try it, because your one hell of a knock out!
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
(Pick up a sugar packet off the floor) Uh, miss? I think you dropped your name tag.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Oh, this flower in my hand? I was just showing it how beautiful you are.
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
I didn't know angels flew this low.
You should see what I can do with ice.
How about we get down to monkey business?
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
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