Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Sorry, I can't play hide and seek. Someone like you is simply impossible to find.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
You're hotter than a data center!
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
You're the thought that counts!
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You".
I less than three you.
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Want to lock our bikes together?
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
You can stop running after your dreams. I am right here.
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
I'm Havana dream about you.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Sorry I'm late, I kep falling for you on the way.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Has Spotify contacted you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
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