Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
(Pick up a sugar packet off the floor) Uh, miss? I think you dropped your name tag.
Looks like we’re Taylor made for each other
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Can I be your next varietal?
Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
What do you think Abby-t going on a date sometime?
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don't you?
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Are you the opening night? Because you make me nervous.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
I can score from multiple positions.
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
Sorry, I had a pick up line for you but I got so distracted by your beauty.
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
Woah! What’s the name of THIS out-of-the-world body?
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
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