Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
Want to be workout buddies?
If you can join the seas and the rivers, why not join your lips and mine?
You're quite the catch, baby.
I Ecuador you.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Oh wow sorry – I just got l’Austin your eyes.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
I like long runs on the beach.
In space, no one can hear us scream.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
How do you pronounce Jasmine? Because in my head it’s “Jas-MINE”.
You sweep me off my feet!
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Would you mind loaning me a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Can you teach me how to use this machine?
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.
You look pretty fun, I hope this means I’m headed into a new S-era of good luck
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
You need to go out on a date with me right now. Alex-plain later
Would you describe yourself as a ternary? Because you have a lovely form.
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
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