I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Charlotte, would you char-let me rock your world?
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
I’m Hazel-nuts about you
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
Your beauty is blinding.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
You're my missing ingredient.
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
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