It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
Darling, I never want you to leaf me.
Of all the girls I’ve seen on here, you’re at the top of m’Alice-t
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
Are you heading to India? 'Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I'm sure you're my 'Seoul'-mate.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
What's your hurry, baby? I Just want to take things Oslo.
I'm pretty sure I was blind before I met you.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
Sorry, I would’ve called sooner but my phone overheated...
I guess you’re just too hot for this dating app!
I am lucky we are hiking together this evening.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
My name is Romeo, will you be my Juliet?
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
Wow call me Eve, because you just made me feel like the only girl in the world
You look a lot like my next victim.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
You had me at ruff.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
Are you from Mars? Because your a** is out of this world!
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Are you the morning bus?
'Cause i always miss you...
I would love to show you first class.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
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