Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Want to lock our bikes together?
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Can I claim your baggage?
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
Can I just watch this Spotify ad? Cause I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted time with you.
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
If I was a planet and you, my moon! I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
Know what? I dig you, really!
Wow, of course your name is Alice. Your body is a wonderland
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
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