Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Hey, you can r’Eli on me to be a fun date
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
You are so hot that you light my morning sky with burning love
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
Whoa, Domi-nice pics you got there
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Could I get your number so I can take you out to dinner Anna movie?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love right now.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
We are perfect balance for each other.
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Hey Bella, looking for a fella?
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
Would you like to share fire with me?
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
Where there’s a Willow there’s a way… and I hope this was a good way to break the ice
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
I'm sorry I wasn't around in the past. Can I be part of your future?
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
I'll make love to you if you want me to.
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
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