I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
I want you more than I want world peace.
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Are you a member of a Girl Scout? Girl: No. Boy: Then why you knew how to tie my heart into knots?
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Did I Elijah’st fall in love?
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
You’ve really Penelopeaked my interest
I really caribou-t you.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
In your hands my heart is clay, To take and hold as you may.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
I now believe in Angels.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Are you a bike? Because I wanna ride you until I get tired.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
All you need is MY love
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
Wow, you're so cool in this hot weather that my freezer is jealous of you.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to give you a kiss.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
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