Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Boy, are you Elvis Presley? Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
We should make like your parents and split.
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
I want you. I knead you.
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
I now believe in Angels.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
Where you flying today? Because you landed in my heart.
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
Do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora? I want to call my mom and tell her I've met the girl of my dreams.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
When this planet is invaded by the aliens, I’d still hold your hand.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Girl, are you a train? Because I choo choo choose you.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Nice Ass-teroid.
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
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