You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Nice life preservers.
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Well… I gotta de-Clara, I think I’ve just fallen in love.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
You are one well-defined function!
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
Permission to board?
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
Amelia, I’d love to share Ameal-with-ya
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
All you need is MY love
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
I bet you’re Ethan better in person
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
We are perfect balance for each other.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
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