On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Well… I gotta de-Clara, I think I’ve just fallen in love.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Want to become my new personal best?
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Please keep your distance. I might fall for you.
My frinds call me Legato, since I'm so smooth
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I bet you are the earth and I am the sun because you become hotter as we get closer.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
I think my heart just lagged.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Let's Taco about love.
Are you doctor recommended? Because I’d like to to get a Hailey dose
Every muscle in your body is beautiful.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Could I get your number so I can take you out to dinner Anna movie?
Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
Can I be your next varietal?
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
I heard you are a goalkeeper, can you keep me forever?
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us.
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