I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Wow you’re the most beautiful girl I Eva seen
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
I give roughing a whole new definition.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
You must be Gisele Bundchen’s twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she’s more beautiful than Gisele.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
Are you Spotify? Cause I can listen to you all day.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Are you wearing space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.
I don't want to be alone. Help me make it through the night.
I'd love to see you s'more.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
What a great match!..I hope when you see my message you don’t give it Ah-big-ail no and leave me hanging
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Wow, you feel like a comet, you are a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and I’m glad I didn’t miss it. Can I buy you a drink?
So how many cats do you have?
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Have you checked in yet? Because I've been check-in you out all day.
God was just showing off when he made you.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
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