If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
How much will $20 get me?
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
The only thing brighter than the sun on this track is your smile.
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
You’re as sweet as a flower, and not a daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it another time?
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Just shooting my shot here, because you look so good. Hope it lands, but I guess Wesley..
Composers always score.
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
I’m a raindrop and I’m falling for you.
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
You're as hot as a desert summer.
You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?
I'll make love to you if you want me to.
Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
You must be from Prague, because I can't help but Czech you out.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
You're quite the catch, baby.
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I will bring that dedication to our relationship.
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