Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Well, I have to say I am William-pressed with you
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
I love the name Charlie. Just wanted you to know I’d never Char-leave you.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
Are you a mountain climber? ‘Cause you really peaked my interest.
If anyone says you’re a 10/10, they are lying, you’re an Ella-ven
Hey baby, are you my flight? Because I wish I could catch you.
I perform best when I’m wet.
Wow, seeing you today Ezra-lly a treat!
Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love that I'm feeling?
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Would you settle for just flowers?
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
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