Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Darling, I never want you to leaf me.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Can I claim your baggage?
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.
Wow call me Eve, because you just made me feel like the only girl in the world
Your eyes look like dark black holes, buI can't help but to be drawn in.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Are you a red light because stop.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
Hey I hope you don’t mind me messaging you… something about you just seemed very Amy-cable
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
A little less fight and a little more spark, close your mouth and open your heart.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
Baby, you can drive my car if we let it be.
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Enough exposition. Let’s move this to the development section
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
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