You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Do you like free samples?
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Hey, you can r’Eli on me to be a fun date
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
You tell me your mantra and I’ll l tell you mine.
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
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