God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist... No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
Hey girl! Let me orbit around you.
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
Can I be your next varietal?
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Haven’t I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
I really caribou-t you.
Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Of all the girls I’ve seen on here, you’re at the top of m’Alice-t
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
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