Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
Girl you are looking so Jose-fine in those photos
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Are you a musician? Because you make my heart go staccato.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Sorry for not calling sooner, I was budy complaining to Spotify for not naming you the year's hottest single.
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to give you a kiss.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I will bring that dedication to our relationship.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
You must be Portuguese because I could Lisbon to that accent all night long.
Boy, are you Elvis Presley? Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
You make me want to Twist and Shout
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
You tell me your mantra and I’ll l tell you mine.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
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