"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
You can stand under my umbrella.
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
I was trying to come up with a witty pun but my brain was like Han,nah
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Roses are red, violets are blue....
....
....
Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
I'm at my best during overtime.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Nice Ass-teroid.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Go to BabaMail
