I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
Your beauty is blinding.
I'd run miles just to be with you.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I’m just missing your phone number.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
I can be your travel pillow.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Is your name Misty? You look so good in the rain.
The only thing brighter than the sun on this track is your smile.
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
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