Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Belize let me hold you.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Do you run track? Cause I relay like you!
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Can I be your next varietal?
I didn't know angels flew this low.
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
I like you cherry much.
I can be your travel pillow.
(Pick up a sugar packet off the floor) Uh, miss? I think you dropped your name tag.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
Luca here, I’m just going to cut to the chase and ask if you want to get a drink with me
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
If anyone says you’re a 10/10, they are lying, you’re an Ella-ven
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima horny, let's screw.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
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