Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
Please, please me
Promise you won’t Char-leave?
I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
Hold me tight dear and I promise to send all my loving to you.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
I took one Luca at you and I honestly couldn’t resist
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Well well, you’ve John and got my attention for sure
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
Are you a mountain climber? ‘Cause you really peaked my interest.
Is your dad an Italian thief? Because you just stole a pizza my heart.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
I ain't greedy baby, all I want is all you got.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Nice life preservers.
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
We are perfect balance for each other.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
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