If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Aaron you glad I messaged you first?
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
Was that an earthquake or are you rocking this run?
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
You’re Isaacly my type
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
It's always a first class trip with me.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Are you the World Cup? ‘Cause I get excited just waiting for you.
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
I’m Hazel-nuts about you
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
I'm pretty sure I was blind before I met you.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
Hey girl. I won this gold medal, but I'd really like to win your heart.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
If you and I were flowers, we’d have a budding romance.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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