Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
Are you Spotify? Cause I can listen to you all day.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
Hey lady, I'm like the sun, I go down every night.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Oof – is the Aaron here really fresh or is that just you?
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Let's do lunge together
Are you an alien because you abducted my heart long ago.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
Are you that note I messed up? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Boy, are you Elvis Presley? Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
Hey, how’ve you Ben?
You are one well-defined function!
Every muscle in your body is beautiful.
I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
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